Morgue and Mindy

Morgue Owner - Nicole

CELEBRITIES
	Name	Known For?	Birthdate	Current Age	Score Potential	Status
	Dick Van Dyke	Was his birthname really Penis Von Lesbian?	12/13/1925	96	4
	Mitch McConnell	Sloppy piece of turtle shit	2/20/1942	80	20
	Anita Pointer	Had a brother named Fritz	1/23/1948	74	26	12/31/2022
	Tony Hawk	Skate or die!	5/12/1968	54	46
	Bob Newhart	It was all a dream...	9/5/1929	93	7
	Morgan Freeman	"Get busy living or get busy dying."	6/1/1937	85	15
	Jake Angeli	QAnon shaman that wants organic food in prison	7/1/1987	35	65
	Name	Known For?	Birthdate	Current Age	Score Potential	Status
	Dame Judi Dench	Fancy pants actor lady	12/9/1934	87	13
	Vince McMahon	The reason you don't hear about Freddie Prinze Junior anymore	8/24/1945	77	23
	Janice Dickinson	A legend in her own mind	2/16/1955	67	33
	Marla Gibbs	Housekeeper with attitude from the Jeffersons'	6/14/1931	91	9
	George Takei	Hopes that Shatner scores in this league before he does	4/20/1937	85	15
	David Lynch	Didn't try to diddle his stars	1/20/1946	76	24
	Garrett Morris	"I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see!"	2/1/1937	85	15
	Name	Known For?	Birthdate	Current Age	Score Potential	Status
	Nancy Kwan	She was hot when she was young	5/19/1939	83	17
	Tara Reid	Not the one Biden touched (allegedly)	11/8/1975	46	54
	James Hong	Big Trouble in Little China	2/22/1929	93	7
	George Benson	Jazz guitarist that did not have to sell his soul at the crossroads	3/22/1943	79	21
	Martin Kove	The true head of Cobra Kai	3/6/1946	76	24
	Joseph James DeAngelo	Golden State Killer and Annie's former neighbor	11/8/1945	76	24